Thursday, December 07, 2006

nobody's in

*knocking on the head*

knock, knock.

sorry, there is nobody in today.....or any other day.

what is wrong with me?

he shuts the drawer and i jump up, wide awake. his joints cracked when he enters the room and i startle from my sleep. do you think i need ear muffs when i hit snooze city? perhaps invest in a good pair of ear plugs created specially for F1 races?

somebody drug me, pleaseeeeee!

i want my sleep. i need my sleep. once i am awake, however, i can't go back to sleep. i'm peering at the computer screen with bleary eyes and a splitting headache. i have forgotten what it is that i wanted to talk about today. my brain has taken an extended vacation for the festive season. i have a thousand things that i need to do, but no energy or willpower to get my butt of the chair to do it.

maybe i need a cup of coffee?

or shopping therapy?

i will be right back when i locate my brain.

16 comments:

Annie said...

What is wrong with you? *blink*

Are you serious? Should i answer that starting with the controversy over your avatar "stick" figure? LOL!

You have a husband and kids and you don't have ear plugs? I got earplugs the third day I brought my twins home from the hospital. I wear one when I sleep.. my other ear is on the pillow. It's like escaping into your own world. You can't hear a thing. It's like swimming floating on your back and your ears are under water? ... it's an OASIS..

Next shopping trip: Earplugs.

My work is done here.

Counselor Annie
The bill is in the mail.

Anonymous said...

Sleep inside the office. LOL

Anonymous said...

I lack sleep too lately... SIGH!!!

Anonymous said...

You don't need a earplugs but your husband need WD40 instead.

Wuching said...

go have a lie down!

Anonymous said...

been feeling that way too, this whole week. I think it's the holiday season effect... ;-)

seefei said...

do the fish pose, suppose to clear the minor blockage in the mind!

i just being promoted to intermediate level in my yoga class!!

Anonymous said...

a day out alone in cyberview's sembunyi spa is wat i rekomen!

Unknown said...

Knock ur head on a wall and make sure u fainted... so can have a good sleep :P

me said...

dear annie: no, don't start with the stick figure thing again. comeon, have you ever seen a stick figure with a tub of lard? it's meant to be like that! i would wear them if i can have peace of mind wearing them. the kids would probably think mummy wants to play mime game or 'guess the word'. since i'm not taking your advice, i'm rejecting the bill as well. please look for returned mail in your postbox. :-p

dear titoki: haha. didn't you know i work from home?

dear ian: pssstt...if you knock me unconscious, i'l knock you unconscious too. waitaminit! if i'm unconscious, how am i going to return the favour? urrrr...nevermind.

dear why: i don't think it will help. that one is seriously rusted. haha!

dear wuching: all that will accomplish is having a body for the children to climb over and built a fort on!

dear may: you may be right. frazzled nerves before the holidays. :-)so much to do and so little time.

dear fei: hey, no fair! i'm still stuck in the same class! *pouts* then again, i don't think i want to bend my limbs any further or handle any of the more advanced pose. no wonder you can go to intermediate. i think i've prob done the class longer than you, but i still wouldn't know which pose to recommend for what purpose. too busy trying not to look like a fool in each class. heehee.

dear sooi2: you don't know how tempting that sounds. i have a spa right down the street and....my heart is there at the moment, if not my physical body. just can't seem to find the time. *pouts*

dear kenny: haha! but like all human reflex, it's difficult to cause conscious harm to yourself. prob i'll run to the wall, slam my head to it at top speed and grind to a halt at the very last second. *grins* maybe sleeping pills are less painful?

Anonymous said...

so have you located your brain?? have you checked the fridge? have you checked the toilet? have you checked the monsoon drain?

All checked already ah? Still cannot locate?

Ahh.. it's probably stuck up in your backside.

hahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!1

sengkor said...

sleep is something tht is so scarce tht no one can get enuf of it.. i wanna sleep now too.

Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

Hmmm you know about F1 noise levels ... *eyes Me with new found intrigue for someone who's been there* and someone who can use the words alphabetize and categorise in the same sentence has to be able sleep soundly at night!

me said...

dear ah pek: kakakaka. u write such a lengthy comment to tell me my brain is in my backside ah? go straight to the point mah. :-p *grins*

dear sengkor: you, single and young also not enuf sleep meh? don't go 'wet' so much, can sleep early loh.

dear ff: F1 came to m'sia mah. from neighbouring town also can hear the din. kakaka. and yes, very important to get enuf sleep so that i don't get me As and Zs mixed up :-)

Anonymous said...

Hmm, so depressing. Time to deposit one of jonzz's crazy Christmas carols!

Tis the season to jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Throw away your melancholy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don ye now your gay apparel
Fa la la Fa la la La la la
Sing with me this silly carol
Fa la la la la La la la la

HO HO HO HO HO Merry Christmas!!

= SANTA JONZZ =

me said...

dear jonzz: but melancholy is part of the dressing for this season! *giving cute innocent look*