further to my entry (shiok lah this word. entry, exit, entry, exit) yesterday on mua's addiction, i will like to conduct a research. this is a very important research, so please kindly don't look down on it. it may serve to improve the living standards of mankind from now on and in the future, scientists may use it as a reference and guideline for their various investigations and collections of fact (what the hell am i talking about?!)
ok, as an expert in the field of instant noodles, i have observed over the years that men like their noodles softer and women like them with a bit of bite. I cannot explain this strange phenomenon. maybe it has to do with the way the moon is aligned with neptune and the way saturn revolves in relation to its' rings. when leng chai cooks instant noodles and i tumpang, i must look over his shoulder to make sure that it is of the correct texture. haiyah, one second too long and we can pour the noodles in the bin. sudah tak boleh makan! when you cook, you must also bear in mind the time it takes to pour the noodle into the bowl, take out the chopstick and spoon, bring the bowl to the table, scoop up a chopstickfull of noodles, blow.......and put in the mouth. then you have to takeaway this x seconds (or minutes for those really slow pokes) from the cooking time. ahhhhh! the perfect culinary skill to the perfect bowl of instant noodle (must use maggi ah, by the way, all the other brand cannot one lah). for those who are not so mathematically inclined, i have a formula you can apply. let me know if you need it.
so, ladies and gentlemen, aunties and uncles, si lais and si kungs, please take a vote. do you like your noodle soft or with a bit of bite? remember, you are doing a very crucial and imperative gesture for the betterment of mankind, so weigh the issues carefully before you answer. what you say make affect the lives of millions!
in conclusion, i will like to add that i have tried mamee's lontong flavour today (traitor! sob....i know. but i must do more research to maintain my title as expert in the field, mah) yuuuuuucky! maggi mee curry is the best!!! long live maggi curry (don't listen to people who tell you otherwise. their tastebuds condemned one lah. oops! sorry mr. cock and wingz *run away*)
P/S: eh, i download that cute movie yesterday, why no one comment ah? got see or not? haiyah, take so much research and effort to download, must give face and Komen sikit lah. say boring also good mah, at least show people got see my effort lah)
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dunno 'bout others like wings and cocka, but my noodle sometimes soft and spongy , sometimes hard as a rock. me old lady likes it when it's hard as a rock. so whenever it is soft and spongy, she tries her utmost to make it hard, just like the way she likes it.
,bout the cute movie, it takes ages to load. so i gave a skip. solly.
eat maggi mee also so tough meh? boil water, throw in mee, throw in powder, kacau a bit, pour to bowl (sometimes eat from pot), eat. gawdim. soft or hard also i sapu. sorry, this one can consider 'undi rosak'.
ah pek: haiyah! not asking about your noodle mah. your wan ah pek brand, can cook in hot water meh? don distract others until all the undi oso crooked lah.
seg kor: that's why i expert lah. eat from pot or bowl never mind, the essence is in the timing. everything can chin chai, maggi mee cannot oh. veli the important.
ah pek again: ya lah. when i use broadband, movie load very fast. now i try with land line, betul very slow lah. soli ah. waste my effort only. better stick with photos next time :(
Luckily got broadband, so can view the movie. I felt like the polar bear on Monday. Now feeling more like the penguin :D
I like my noodle al dente, still with a bite to it.
Min: happy to hear that you feel better now. ups and downs, we all have it. hang in there and know that at least ms fatty lenglui is concerned.
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