Monday, February 27, 2006

anybody missed me?

i am backkkkkkkkk! yeh! ok, ok, no need to jump all around and shout so loud. i know everybody miss me but please celebrate with a little less noise and muted enthusiasm (what do you mean, where got? there in shah alam, got one man standing on the roof, shouting with enthusiasm at my return.......*squinting eyes* oops, sorry, he shouting to be rescued from the flood. sorry!)

anywayyyyy, miss me or not, i am back (too bad if you don't lah). and i am the first blogger to bring back gifts from my holiday. yesssss! i have gifts for all of you. as a memento lah. it may not be big but it's the thought that counts, right? don't worry, i have enuf for all of you, so please organise yourself into neat rows and queue properly. no shoving and pushing, ok? i don't want a repeat of what happened in philippines, i will bear no responsibility whatsoever. scroll down then......it won't come to you if you don't.
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by the way, did i mention that i went to langkawi for my holiday? ooh, the beach was beautiful, the people was friendly (what do you expect? potential water-fish woh), the hotel room.....now that was reallllllllllly beautiful.....got me thinking about building a place like that when i am sooooo old.......dunno if it will be enough if i withdraw all my epf pension fund? hmmmm.........har? oh, sorry, dreaming lah..oh yes, i was looking for the gifts. ok, continue to scroll.....
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share, ok? each is only entitled to one. don't be too greedy, otherwise there will not be enough to go around. do what you will with it.....you can frame your one grain of sand or use it for whatever your imagination can conceive. go, enjoy my magnanimity.

now that you have taken my gift, you have to listen to my story. the holiday was greattttt. i am refreshed.......eh! don't hit my back so hard, man! yes, sunburnt beyond recognition, but still re-energised, man! we lounged in the room and the beach and then we lounge some more and then we lounge yet some more. in summary, we did absolutely nothing.

you know how most people go on holiday to a new place, they ronda-ronda everywhere, looking for new things to buy, exciting places to see and great food to eat? they have activities packed from the moment dawn breaks to when the sun sets. in the end, they come back full of memories, bag groaning from wonderful mementoes and their bodies aching from all the exertion. then they need another holiday to recuperate from the holiday. that is soooo "sarn fu". most of the time, i belong to that category. but this time, no siree. i actually enjoyed this idle holiday. we didn't even leave the room for our dinner. kekeke. with a view like that, who wants to be holed up in a smelly dark restaurant ?


and just for ah pek, a photo of ms lenglui in bikini. the heat must have melted all the fat away! (don't worry, for all those who love my old figure, i will do my very best to partake in all hi-tea, buffets and suppers to gain my old figure back). and ah pek, don't nose bleed at the photo, ok?

3 comments:

Admin said...

WAHH LAAAAUUUUUUUUU EEEHHHHHHH!!!!!

GUA SEE LIAO LAHHHHHH!!!!!!

*drop over clutchhing my chest*

Cocka Doodle said...

**Whisper** Pssst!! Ah Pek!! i think this wan bluff wan....silicone enhanced wan.

me said...

ah pek: you need mouth to mouth resuscitation or not?

cock: ehhhhhhh! don't put down silicon-enhanced nen-nen. also can bounce and can stand up very straight leh. also can "char". all hollywood actresses are enhanced, still you guys see until salivating???