Thursday, May 04, 2006

moonlighting


a few weeks ago, i was forced to take up a part-time job. as if juggling motherhood and my existing career is not hard enough, i took on a new challenge. well, it was not like i had a choice anyway. so, let me share my experience with you.

my first and hopefully, only day on the job......as a nurse. but don't you have to be medically qualified to work in this choice of career, even if it is part-time? wellll.....i guess so but not in this case. read on, and you will soon understand.

i proceeded to don the very sexy and short *ahem* white uniform. hmmmm, it sure does wonders for my figure.i'll remember not to bend over, lest i cause a heart-attack to those fragile 'ah peks' in the clinic. suitably attired, i started work and took up the folder that held the names of the patients waiting. hmmmm.....it seems that there is one and only one patient waiting today. a mr. kom. strange surname. mr kom pew ter.

anyway, i lead him into the consultation room and instructed him to hop on the examination table. i took his pulse rate. he was moving a little slow recently and doesn't seem to be working to his full capacity. in fact, he collapsed several times in the recent week. instinct told me that he has been infected by virus, but i can't be sure. there are the symptoms, like slow to respond to instructions, popping up of irregular thoughts and actions and of course, the frequent collapse of the system.

the doctor was not around, so i gave him the usual dose of the anti-virus medicine. i know i should have waited for the expert.......but i was already familiar with what he would have done, so where is the harm. i was told that this pill by norton works wonders with atypical virus such as this. the latest 2006 model was very expensive but i figured it must be worth it. unfortunately, it didn't work. the test came back positive for a number of viruses but the norton pill couldn't eradicate it. at least not to my satisfaction. i tried to clean his system by giving him a wash-over but.......he was still running slow and i still had all these conflicting messages from him.

finally , i threw in the towel. i gave up. i sent him over to seng-kor's territory for the expert to have a look at it. i didn't see the big man himself but his people managed to help. and what did they do? they re-formated him.

and now, my com-pu-ter is back to normal and working fine.

thank you.

10 comments:

sengkor said...

at 1st i really thought u work as a part time nurse tim.. stupid me, after hanging around here for quite some time still kena from u.. yikes!

5xmom.com said...

Haiyor, that photo must have given all your male readers a hard on and all the female ones walked away jeles.

You have been very productive hor. I few days no time to blog hop and suddenly you got so many posts for me to read.

me said...

dear seng kor: that's why you are so lovable lor...so trusting. heehee

dear 5xmom: hmmm....dunno leh. must ask seng kor if the photo gave him hard on or not? kekeke.

actually all these wanted to post some time ago from previous inspirations but no time to write until now. have to go hunt for new ideas now.....

Helen said...

Leang lui, did you do a check up on Seng Kor?? For his good deed, I believe that's the least u can do for him.. LOL

If u need help, I can help u through webcam! :-P

Admin said...

waa.. your kom pew ter must be a female species. that's why seng kor can kau tim so easily!

me said...

dear helen: hmmmm...i wonder if seng kor needs a personal body check by two very 'chun' nurses. scared he tak boleh tahan, nanti nose bleed. kekeke

dear ah pek: you sure seng kor can only kau tim female species ah? *wink wink* maybe he multi-adapter leh. kakakaka

Anonymous said...

Shit! This is the second time my heart missed a beat all because of your computer.

Won't be trapped next time!

me said...

dear lickoholic: hehehe. another trusting victim *licking finger and marking one more point in mid-air*

Anonymous said...

I think your computer was kicking up a fuss so you'd don your nurse uniform again kwa... teehee!

me said...

i got my many charms.....but to a dead-wood like my computer, tak boleh lah. many many viagra also cannot help lift him. :-) this is a job for mr. seng kor.